Phil Keeling is the Chief Concierge of the Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Club and Resort and a stand up comedian. His work has been published in South magazine, Savannah Morning News, Beds & Breakfasts of Savannah, and various websites and literary journals. His favorite beetle is the Bombardier Beetle, who can fire a noxious, explosive spray to ward off predators. His favorite Beatle is George Harrison, who cannot. You can read more of Phil's geekier habits and musings at his blog Notes From The Conquistadork. Follow him on Twitter at @SouthConcierge or "like" Phil Keeling Comedy on Facebook!