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With his cowboy hat and his dad-next-door style, Chad Prather is an unlikely star in a YouTube galaxy full of millennial snowflakes and dudebros. But his razor-sharp wit and rapid-fire delivery of good old Southern wisdom and side-splitting rants have rocketed him to viral fame, leading to appearances on Fox News and a heavy touring schedule. We caught up with the pickup truck pundit to play a game of “finish this sentence.”

 

The best thing about the south is...The food and the hospitality.  Everyone is taught from childhood how to cook biscuits with lard and to say “ma’am,” “sir” and “please.” Great.  Now I want some grits with real butter.

I am most scared of... Snakes.  Growing up in Georgia, my grandmother used to say that if you killed a rattlesnake you could come back to the same spot at the same time the following day and its mate would be there.  I never tried that.  I was afraid she might be right.

My favorite joke is... How did the redneck die drinking milk? The cow sat on him.

The worst thing about the south is... The food and the hospitality.  I mean…have you seen how much lard is in those biscuits? That stuff can kill you.  Heart attack in three…two…GACK! And we ALL know what you mean when you say “bless your heart.” I’ve seen the sweetest southern belles lose their mind in Atlanta traffic.

Raising kids these days is like...Trying to walk up the down escalator at the mall.  As soon as you think you’re getting somewhere with your kids, they’ve already found another way to fool you.  Dadgum Internet.  I’ve got a wife, three dogs, a cat, five kids, and a vasectomy.  Someone had to stop the madness.

If I were president for just one day I would...Start planning my post-presidential speech tour.  Those dudes are making some serious cash.

Most people don’t know that I...Once accidentally locked a baboon in our van while packing it up in Nigeria.  How do you get an animal that can rip your arms off of your van?  It’s definitely an interesting story.

Other than comedy, I’m known for my...shyness. Just kidding. When I die, if they stuffed me and put me on display in a museum the plaque would read: Here we see “the Chad” in his natural habitat...the cocktail party! There’s nothing shy about me. 100% extrovert.

The one good thing I’ll say about the north is...it’s where my mother was when she went into labor and had me. I think the great state of New Jersey has even considered putting that fact in their interstate welcome signs. I don’t think I lived there long enough to qualify, however. Four whole months of life in Jersey and as soon as the snow melted, my parents loaded up the station wagon and we headed home to Georgia.

 

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  • “Summon the Sea! Contemporary Artists and Moby Dick” Exhibition

    Oct 11, 2019
    10:00 AM - 5:00 PM @ Jepson Center

    Summon the Sea! Contemporary Artists and Moby Dick examines the work of six contemporary artists—Corey Arnold, Guy Ben-Ner, Patty Chang, Tristin...

  • Savannah Philharmonic Chorus Auditions

    Sep 07, 2019
    10:00 AM - 2:00 PM @ Collegiate Church of St. Paul the Apostle

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  • SS Savannah (1819-2019)

    May 23, 2019
    10:00 AM - 5:00 PM @ Ships of the Sea Museum

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  • Savannah Philharmonic Chorus Auditions

    Sep 07, 2019
    10:00 AM - 2:00 PM @ Collegiate Church of St. Paul the Apostle

    The Savannah Philharmonic is holding auditions throughout the year for singers to have the opportunity to join the Chorus for the exciting...

  • "Portrait of the Artist" Exhibition at Telfair Museums

    Aug 03, 2019
    12:00 PM - 12:00 PM @ Jepson Center

    This exhibition brings together several photographic portraits of recognizable creative individuals from Telfair’s permanent collection....

  • Piano Cannibals -- An Evening of Elegant Piano Music

    Nov 13, 2019
    7:00 PM - 9:00 PM @ Tybee Post Theater

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  • Volunteers needed for The Salvation Army

    Nov 14, 2019
    9:00 AM - 12:00 PM @ Salvation Army

    The Salvation Army Savannah is kicking off their annual holiday season Red Kettle Campaign on November 14, 2019. They announced an ambitious...

  • 2019 Red Kettle Campaign Kick-Off

    Nov 14, 2019
    5:00 PM - 7:00 PM @ Georgia State Railroad Museum

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  • Museum in the Moonlight

    Nov 15, 2019
    7:00 PM - 9:00 PM @ Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum

    Get your groove on at our 13th Annual Museum in the Moonlight + Featuring A Nickel Bag of Funk and Jim N' Nicks!!No need for a ticket - this is a...

  • Still Standing - A Tribute to Elton John

    Nov 15, 2019
    8:00 PM - 10:00 PM @ Tybee Post Theater

    You loved the movie “Rocketman” on our big screen! Now come see a live concert tribute to Sir Elton John on the stage of the coolest little...

  • Chase Rice Concert

    Nov 15, 2019
    All Day @ Grayson Stadium

  • Forsyth Farmer's Market

    Jun 29, 2019
    9:00 AM - 1:00 PM @ South end of Forsyth Park

    The Forsyth Farmers’ Market vendors offer a variety of local goods including seasonal produce, eggs, honey, pastured meat, bread, cheese,...

  • 6th Annual Pee Wee Rodeo

    Nov 16, 2019
    10:00 AM - 1:00 AM

    Do not miss this year's Pee Wee Rodeo - It will have everything your little ones want to see, plus some great things for adults too! *Stick...

  • Fall Harvest and Cane Grinding Festvial

    Nov 16, 2019
    All Day @ Oatland Island Wildlife Center

    Help us celebrate Georgia's diverse agricultural traditions during our annual cane grinding event. Centered around our 1800's Heritage...

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    Nov 17, 2019
    3:00 PM - 5:00 PM @ Lucas Theatre

    Dispatched on an assignment, New York City-based fashion photographer Dick Avery (Fred Astaire) is struck by the beauty of Jo Stockton (Audrey...

  • National Theatre Live: ALL ABOUT EVE

    Nov 19, 2019
    7:00 PM - 9:00 PM @ Lucas Theatre for the Arts

    Gillian Anderson (X-Files, NT Live: A Streetcar Named Desire) and Lily James (Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again) lead in All About Eve, broadcast live...

  • 2019 Holiday Artist Collective

    Nov 21, 2019
    4:00 PM - 8:00 PM @ Deep South Photopoint

    An upscale, holiday art market featuring one-of-a-kind collectibles, original paintings, genuine photographs, fine art prints and gifts created...

  • Howard Family Dental 11th Annual Free Day of Dentistry

    Nov 22, 2019
    6:30 AM - 4:00 PM @ Howard Family Dental

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  • Dharma Talk with Teijo Munnich

    Nov 22, 2019
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    Nov 22, 2019
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6th Annual First Responders Luncheon

Harris Lowry Manton LLC hosted its 6th Annual First Responder Appreciation Luncheon on Monday, Oct. 28 at Daffin Park. Free lunch was offered as a “thank you” to local paramedics, firefights, police officers and emergency medical responders.

DineSouth's VIP Icebox

DineSouth 2019 VIP room sponsored by IceBound was a hit at this year’s event! With a special performance by Ken Roy, guests enjoyed exclusive vendors such as sushi from Rue de Jean and popsicles from Savannah Square Pops. Made complete with a full-serve bar, the VIP room was chillingly spectacular!

DineSouth 2019

DineSouth 2019 was a huge hit - by far one of our best ever! Thank you to all of our vendors, sponsors, entertainers and patrons. The Equinox All Stars rolled us into the night with fabulous tunes while Savannah for Morons and The Stardust Pixies treated guests with show-stopping amusement. Hunter Cattle came through with bells, livestock and a petting zoo. But of course, the event was topped off with some of the best flavors Savannah has to offer followed by mouthwatering cocktails. It was a night to remember, and we couldn’t have pulled it off without our amazing clients, supporters and staff. Thank you to Savannah Station and Events Work for helping us pull off anything great year. See y’all next time!

Anne Pappas Grand Opening

Anne Pappas Interiors celebrated the Grand Opening of their new full-service design studio and showroom at 101 W. Liberty St. in the heart of Savannah’s National Historic Landmark District, on Thursday, Oct. 10. “This inspiring space will allow our talented team of designers to provide exceptional creative services to clientele who appreciate the art of design,” said Pappas. A member of Coastal Living and Southern Living’s exclusive Designer Network, Pappas offers a fresh, inspired approach to interior design, incorporating a variety of textures and design elements inspired by nature, travel and global style. Pappas and her team welcomed guests with light hors d’oeuvres and cocktails at the event.

Savannah Film Alliance Honors Gala

Glitz and glamour were galore at the Savannah Film Alliance Honors Gala celebrating the Savannah Entertainment Industry as Charles (Bo) Bowen and his team orchestrated the event of the year. The night was unforgettable for all, but even more so for many hard-working and deserving individuals who were recognized for their contributions to the local film and television industry

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Kendra Scott gives back with Bitty & Beau’s Saturday, Sept. 28. Kendra Scott gave 20% the proceeds of their sales from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. to Bitty & Beau’s Coffee. Bitty & Beau’s, which aims to provide jobs and change the way people see those with special needs and disabilities, provided muffins and coffee.

Brews for a Cause September at Mansion on Forsyth

South magazine in collaboration with Southern Eagle hosted Brews for a Cause at Casimir’s Lounge at the Mansion on Forsyth Park on Thursday, Sept. 26 in a successful effort to raise money and awareness for CURE Childhood Cancer.

Savannah Hospice Gala

Hospice Savannah celebrated 40 years of the “Art of Living” at the Landings Plantation Ballroom on Thursday, Sept. 25.

Latin Dance Party Featuring Gino Castillo & The Cuban Cowboys

The 38th Annual Savannah Jazz Festival hosted a Latin Dance Party, which featured Gino Castillo & the Cuban Cowboys on Thursday, Sept. 25 at the Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum. Castillo - the Afro-Cuban jazz singer and percussionist – led the Charleston-based Cuban Cowboys as they brought patrons to their feet, dancing the night away to his funky–jazz, high-energy tunes.

Grand Opening Studio 60 | Body Brite

Studio60BodyBrite owner and girl boss Bobbie Ciaccio unveiled Savannah’s newest salon to the public by hosting a grand opening, “Pink Party,” on Friday, Sept. 13.