"Monday 5 Things" with D. Paul Graham
.....No Loss of Words.....
Photo: D. Paul Graham
Monday 5 Things…..No Loss of Words…..
1. Calvin Coolidge.
The 30th President of the United States was known as 'Silent Cal' from his reputation as a man of few words. While seated at a dinner party next to poet and satirist Dorothy Parker, Parker said to him, "Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you." Coolidge replied, "You lose".
2. Pope John XXIII.
With pontifical wit and a sense of humor, the Pope showed his papal funny side when a journalist asked him, "How many people work at the Vatican?"
The Pope replied, "About half".
3. Mohammad Ali.
On an Eastern Airlines flight in the 1970’s Cassius refused to fasten his seat belt, saying, “Superman don’t need no seat belt”, to which the flight attendant replied, “Superman don’t need no airplane either.”
4. The British Bulldog.
5. Robert Benchley.
The humorist was leaving the Algonquin Hotel and asked the man in uniform, “would you get me a taxi my good man?” The man replied that he was not the doorman and in fact was an Admiral in the US Navy. Without missing a beat Benchley replied, “perfectly all right, just get me a battleship then.”
Here’s to a week of being in the moment with perfect timing of quick wit and just the right words.
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